Hi! My name is Narendra Rocherolle.
My parents were incredibly rich so I never had to want for anything.
This taught me to value the important things in life: wealth, status, ironman marathons, designer clothing, having my wedding pictures published in Bride’s Magazine. I probably deleted your wedding photos but you aren’t an important person so I don’t care.
No off-the-rack for this groom! Kiton is described as the ‘suit and dress shirt designer for the world’s well-moneyed elite.’ In other words, me! Kiton suits are priced from $5,000 to $50,000 each. In that case, I should buy one in each color!
I treat rich and famous people with respect and awe because I’m incredibly shallow. My uncle, Jon Avnet, is a rich and famous movie producer – isn’t that cool! He gets mad respect from me. Everyone else I treat like the stuff I scrape off my shoe after a morning jog through the local dog park.
I must be off now. Time to
scam solicit funding from rich investors for another lame startup. But I hope this brief glimpse into my privileged life will be a constant reminder that I’m special and you’re not!